lookimabuffalo:

The following writing piece is part of series of submissions by comics and/or comedic writers and generally funny people. It will be in the form of an email or letter or otherwise from one or both of their parents. Whether the content is real, imagined or a nice mix, your guess is actually probably not as good as mine. But don’t beat yourself up about it. Nobody’s perfect in the way that I’m all perfect-ish and shit.

Jake Weisman is a comedian in Los Angeles, CA. He performs all over the country spreading the word about cats (the animal). He is in a sketch group called WOMEN. He loves cats and he unfortunately thinks people are attractive.

CATS.

Follow Him On The Twitters!!!!: @weismanjake

Check Out His Blog-a-lation!: http://jakeweismanyay.tumblr.com/

Do It With His Mom Online: http://womencomedy.com/

ARE YOU LISTENING?!!?

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Submission by: Jake Weisman

To: Jake (Son)
From: (Mom)
Subject: Need Movie

Dear Jake, 

Choke sounds like fun! It’s a movie. 

Love,

Mom

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To: Jake (Son)
From: (Mom)
Subject: YOU ARE MY SON

DEAR JAKE,

HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY SON?

HERE IS A COMEDY WEBSITE THAT MIGHT BE HELPFUL TO YOUR CAREER: COMEDY.COM/INTERNET.

I LOVE YOU WHY DON’T YOU CALL MORE.

LOVE,

YOUR MOTHER

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To: Jake (Son)
From: (Mom)
Subject: Your 23andMe Results are Ready!

DEAR JAKE, 

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